Slow down, sugar, I'm a diabetic.

flyaway-x3:

classics:

adorechic:

spiffyrawr:

icanread:

(by whatmarielsaid)

My sister: “What do you want for Christmas?
Me: “David Archuleta. His booking fee starts at $40,000.”
My sister: “How long do you get him for?
Me: “One night? Haha.”
My nephew: “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.”
Me: “HUSH CATS.”