Slow down, sugar, I'm a diabetic.

"This storm will only annoy the herpes on my lip."

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:22:19 -0500

“This storm will only annoy the herpes on my lip.”

- Noelle, on the blizzard forecast for this weekend.

shehatesthesun: via: blueseptember LOL.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:52:33 -0500

shehatesthesun:

via: blueseptember

LOL.

13441.) i'm not in love with anybody, this is the problem, i wanna to be in love with someone... even if he doesn't love me back... it's better than feel nothing

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:52:10 -0500

killerdaisies:

(via blogsecret)

Oh my heck, you dumb bitch, are you serious right now? Unrequited is the worst fucking thing in the world. You don’t know how lucky you are.

(via papertissue) HOFF.

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:18:57 -0500

(via papertissue)

HOFF.

Xtopher: Do you know the color blurple?

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:18:00 -0500

Xtopher: Do you know the color blurple?
Me: What?
Xtopher: Blurple. It's when you can't decipher whether something's blue or purple.
Me: Is that like a legit thing, or did you make that up?
Xtopher: It's a national thing! How have you never heard of blurple?!

laurenec: (via emiiiiiiiiiiily)

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:11:17 -0500

laurenec:

(via emiiiiiiiiiiily)

roxybella: According to Kelly Urich this woman wasn’t the only...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:22:18 -0500

roxybella:

According to Kelly Urich this woman wasn’t the only person in the audience got a piece of clothing taken off by David Cook

Oh.

You said you'd keep me honest

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:20:00 -0500

But I won’t call you on it.

I don't blame you for being you

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:19:15 -0500

But you can’t blame me for hating it.

Tory from "Mythbusters" answered Valerie's question on Twitter...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:03:00 -0500

Valerie: I WISH TO SHOUT IT FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS NICOLA U HEAR ME?! MOUNTAIN TOOOPPPSSS
Me: Hahahaha I saw you posted it on Fbook like I do with my @replies lmao.
Valerie: There are no mountaiksn in Queens so Facebook was the next ebst thing!!!
Me: Lmfao omg brb quoting that EVERYWHERE.
Valerie: Plz correct my spelling bc I dnw the eorld to know I csant hit the right keys when I’m fsagirling that’s embarrassing
Me: Hahahaha dude I want to inhale a field of Archuletas. We're all mad here.
Valerie: MAYBE I CAN HAVE A FIELD OF TORYS NEXT TO UR FIELD. ONLY MINE WOULD PROBABLY BLOW UP SOME DAVIDS CUZ MYTHBUSTERS EXPLODE THINGS D:
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Valerie: Ok they can be neighbors with like a berlin wall yes. this way no davids r harmed.
Me: Yes. No Davids were harmed in the making of this fantasy.

heckyeahdavidarchuleta: At least it wasn’t desperate...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:23:39 -0500

heckyeahdavidarchuleta:

At least it wasn’t desperate housewives?

HAHAHA. DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES. BECAUSE HE SAID “GOSSIP GIRLS.” EH? EH? …Heh.

David Cook singing “Absolutely Still” with Kevin...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:36:42 -0500

David Cook singing “Absolutely Still” with Kevin Griffin on Dec. 16. Daaaaaammmmmmn. Jeans ♥

"Oh my God, my friend quoted ‘My Big Fat Greek Wedding’ the other day, but he quoted it..."

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:35:42 -0500

“Oh my God, my friend quoted ‘My Big Fat Greek Wedding’ the other day, but he quoted it wrong, so I verbally abashed him.”

- Xtopher

…Hm. (via greggarbo)

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:03:00 -0500

…Hm. (via greggarbo)

heckyeahdavidarchuleta: HY!DA has no comment. Hurghhh.

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:34:56 -0500

heckyeahdavidarchuleta:

HY!DA has no comment.

Hurghhh.

(via girlscantell)

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:36:04 -0500

(via girlscantell)

shakenbabysyndrome: piniyopo: shaanthackysack: Tik Tok...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:27:00 -0500

shakenbabysyndrome:

piniyopo:

shaanthackysack:

Tik Tok Parody - Midnight Beast Feat. ST£FAN.

Why am I laughing so much. This is amazing. “Coz I’m bloody fucking nuts.” And the pound sign instead of the dollar sign in Ke$ha! Omg. Sometimes… Brits just do it better. Big up to us lol.

So Adam Brody turned 30 yesterday.

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:20:18 -0500

"She is forgettable because she is always there when he calls."

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:05:25 -0500

“She is forgettable because she is always there when he calls.”

- Nicole Blackman (via finallyseeing)

finallyseeing: ffffound: a little reminder on Flickr - Photo...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:04:12 -0500

finallyseeing:

ffffound:

a little reminder on Flickr - Photo Sharing!